It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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