doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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