You can't motorboat a personality
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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