But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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