What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We had sex on a dog bed..
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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