yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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