so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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