so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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