you win again, gameday.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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