i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm passing your future prison.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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