We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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