I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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