Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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