She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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