Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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