I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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