weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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