i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
