For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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