So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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