Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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