i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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