She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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