was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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