if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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