id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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