Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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