ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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