Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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