Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he just fucked me for my cheese..
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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