I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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