He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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