I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
