We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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