i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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