Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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