you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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