What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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