What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Drunk is not a location!
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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