sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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