I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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