what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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