I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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