take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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