I wanna passion pit in your ass
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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