Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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