so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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