Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
