To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I look better un-naked...
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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