Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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