Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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