What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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