We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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