I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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