I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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