420 ftw
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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