belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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